Fuzion Fashion Five-O Case File #1: Lacking Common Sense

Let’s just say this….sometimes ladies just have too much confidence in what they have in the closet. You add in a generous helping of overconfidence, and the result…is a fashion offender. Futhermore, it can be easily prevented with some simple common sense. I.E….Looking into a mirror. 

Consider the exhibits below.

 

Sometimes the simplest of things can make or break a picture. In this case, a zipper. Not only is it down, you point at it somewhat to draw more attention? SMH. Offense: Zipper Neglect Sentence: 5 Years.
Zipper Fail

Sometimes the simplest of things can make or break a picture. In this case, a zipper. Not only is it down, you point at it somewhat to draw more attention?
SMH.
Offense: Zipper Neglect

Sentence: 5 Years.

Shirt just too Small

It was all good until you put on a shirt that’s just wayyy too small for you. You should know better!
Offense: Tiny Shirt
Sentence: 1-3 Years.

Fail All Over

 

Pink Stripes…okay. Dying your hair to match? Not so much.

Offense(s): Color Overload/(Bad)Nikki Minaj Impersonation
Sentence: 10 Years.

Lawd…

 There is no reason to leave your house in just your underwear as shorts. Common Sense….

Offense(s): Underwear Showing, INDECENT EXPOSURE, Tiny Shirt
Sentence: 20 to Life

SMH

The confidence is applauded. The look…is not.

Offense: Tights as Pants, Colorblindness
Sentence: 10 Years

Huh?

….You have got to be kidding me.

Offense: Pumps and Socks
Sentence: 5 Years

What is going on here?

I can’t tell if the dress is too short or too small, but whatever the case, fire your tailor and stylist. It would be a favor to the world.

Offense(s): Small Dress, Sloppy Execution
Sentence: 15 Years

You are not Mrs. Santa Clause.

I highly doubt this is a Christmas present.

Offense: Boob Bowtie
Sentence: 10 Years

I Am Speechless.

 

So many problems. A. Its a pink cow outfit. B. ITS A PINK COW OUTFIT. C. She looks like a pink Chik-A-Fila spokesperson. D. ITS A PINK COW OUTFIT!

Offense(s): Color Overload, Print Overload, Tiny Outfit
Sentence: 20 to Life

Rainbow Hair…Wait, what?

WHY?

Offense(s): Colorblindness, Color Overload (????)
Sentence: 20 to Life

Leopard is Soo In…

At the same time….too much of anything is never good.

Offense(s): Print Overload
Sentence: 20 to Life

That’s all the evidence that I am presenting today.

Remember, all suspects are innocent until proven guilty in the court of fashion law.

7 COMMENTS

  1. IT SEEMS AS THOUGH PEOPLE SEE A DIFFERENT PERSON WHEN THEY LOOK IN THE MIRROR! EVERYONE PLEASE REALITY IS YOU ARE WHO YOU ARE STOP LOOKING FOR ATTENTION BECAUSE REAL RECOGNIZE REAL, UNLESS YOUR A WHORE THEN IT MAKES SENSE TO BREAK ALL RULES TO MAKE SURE YOU ACQUIRE THAT ATTENTION! BUT FOR THE REST OF THE WORLD DO WHATS RIGHT FOR YOUR MIND AND DRESS ACCORDINGLY!

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